Lord Nut Levington Rebel Mary Peanuts - 8 oz. (227g)
Have you ever tasted something so good you heard a symphony? Or something so spicy you could sense the fiery love that inspired the recipe? Each unique Lord Nut Levington flavor is created by the Nut himself. They are inspired by his experiences and flavor expeditions. So try them all, each is a little unexpected and all are totally tasty.
Lord Nut Levington Rebel Mary Peanuts
There is nothing so bittersweet as a star crossed love and none so crossed as Rebel Mary and Lord Nut. Maybe it was her untamable spirit, mysterious jade green eyes or her penchant for mouth watering spice - but from the moment he saw her, Lord Nut was under her spell. Unfortunately, this love story, while hot and spicy doesn't have a happy ending.
A chance encounter at an underground Blighty restaurant would bring these two flavor adventurers together. Life would tear them apart. It was a well-kept secret that this restaurant dealt in the frowned upon culinary arts. So, of course Lord Nut had to try it. He entered through a secret door using the password that of course we can't tell you. He stepped into the light, threw back his cloak and announced in a proud, defiant voice, "Pardon me, I'm looking for real flavor and I hear this is the place."
A sultry voice emerged from the shadows, "Try the Bloody Mary, it has a kick, just like me. But, only if you think you can handle it, which I doubt."
"Show your face," Lord Nut shouted. "I welcome a true flavor challenge and would love to see who doubts me."
Rebel Mary stepped from the shadows - they both knew instantly they were meant for each other. The perfect ingredients for a spicy relationship, and a true love affair was born. In fact, it was Mary who inspired Lord Nut to start the Taste Resistance.
But as all fiery things go, they can only last so long before they burn out of control. One morning Lord Nut woke to find a letter on his pillow - it was from Mary. She declared her undying love for him but that she was
leaving for even blander lands to follow her calling and free the flavor oppressed. She signed it with a kiss and her final words - "Viva la revolution!"
It was a heartbroken Nut who left for the new world and flavor greatness. But don't feel too bad for our dear Levington. Once a year he receives a special package; always something tasty and sealed with a kiss to let him know that his Rebel Mary is out there - hot, spicy and totally his.
About Lord Nut Levington
He is...the gastronomical activist, leader of the Taste Resistance, bringer of true flavor to the masses. He is Lord Nut Levington!
In almost all aspects of life, Lord Nut Levington has thrown his irreverent style in the face of the establishment. Urban legend has it that Levington hails from Blighty - an unsavory land known for its extreme blandness and lack of flavor. He craved unique tastes of varying intensities and could not be confined to a bland existence. When he could stand it no longer, Levington decided upon a self-imposed exile and set out for the exciting New World in search of flavor.
Many experiences and flavor expeditions later, Levington found his mission in life - to lead the Taste Resistance and make a stand against bland. He would bring freedom of flavor to those oppressed by taste conformity.
So, to those destined for flavor greatness, or those needing to be liberated from a flavorless existence - join him and continue this revolution. All in flavor, say YES!