Lord Nut Levington - El Cheddarales Peanuts - 8 oz. (227g)
Have you ever tasted something so good you heard a symphony? Or something so spicy you could sense the fiery love that inspired the recipe? Each unique Lord Nut Levington flavor is created by the Nut himself. They are inspired by his experiences and flavor expeditions. So try Lord Nut Levington El Cheddarales Peanuts.
Lord Nut Levington El Cheddarales Peanuts
Legend has it that El Cheddarales came upon a beautiful village after suffering great heartbreak at the hands of a fiery beauty. Broken and looking for a way to breathe flavor back into his life, he chose the village for its bold cuisine and spice of life. He thought he had found the perfect place to mend his aching heart. Under the assumed name Sr. Cacahuete, he began his life as a quiet, wealthy landowner.
But this peace was short lived. One warm August day, the ruthless General, El Desabrido, and his men happened upon the village. As was accustomed, the villagers offered the General a tasty meal - a cheesy dish made with a flavorful local pepper - the Jalepeno. Travelers came from miles around to sample the native cuisine, so it was with great pride that the people presented the General with this meal. Due to his inability to enjoy even the mildest of peppers, the General felt he was being publicly humiliated and vowed to make the village suffer for their obvious disrespect.
The General and his troops enslaved the village and a ban was placed on all spicy food. All peppers were to be confiscated and any villager found harboring the fiery delicacy would be imprisoned. The peaceful people were no match for the General - except for El Cheddarales. This was just the thing he needed to breathe life back into his broken heart. He vowed to free the oppressed village and true taste.
By day, he observed the General and his troops as the unassuming Sr. Cacahuete. But at night he raided the storage rooms, liberating spicy ingredients and giving taste back to the villagers. Each night he would take back a little more, leaving his irreverent calling sign - a swordsman's mark in the shape of a cheese wedge to honor the spicy local dish. Every morning the General woke to find more of the banned pepper missing and more villagers smiling.
As the legend goes, after many spicy spiked meals, the teary eyed General fled with his flavorless tail between his legs, unable to stop the nightly raids and bested by the people's hero - El Cheddarales. And while his true identity still remains a secret, in some intellectual circles it is thought that El Cheddarales was none other than the famous flavor adventurer, Lord Nut. This is of course unprovable. But his swagger, style and flare for taste lead many to believe it to be true.
About Lord Nut Levington
He is...the gastronomical activist, leader of the Taste Resistance, bringer of true flavor to the masses. He is Lord Nut Levington!
In almost all aspects of life, Lord Nut Levington has thrown his irreverent style in the face of the establishment. Urban legend has it that Levington hails from Blighty - an unsavory land known for its extreme blandness and lack of flavor. He craved unique tastes of varying intensities and could not be confined to a bland existence. When he could stand it no longer, Levington decided upon a self-imposed exile and set out for the exciting New World in search of flavor.
Many experiences and flavor expeditions later, Levington found his mission in life - to lead the Taste Resistance and make a stand against bland. He would bring freedom of flavor to those oppressed by taste conformity.
So, to those destined for flavor greatness, or those needing to be liberated from a flavorless existence - join him and continue this revolution. All in flavor, say YES!