Kill It Dead Natural De-Funkifier by Simone Chickenbone
Kill It Dead - A Natural De-Funkifier
(So People Think You Take Baths)
Rock Star Approved (Vegan)
A Simone Chickenbone (Maker of Chicken Poop) Natural Put-on
Kill It Dead de-funkifier doesn't just cover the funk, it attacks it and makes it be gone. All natural and vegan, this is the alternative to your drug store deodorant containing not so good stuff like aluminum and parabens. The combination of tea tree oil (melaleuca alternifolia) and witch hazel provides the perfect weapon against funk-causing bacteria. Kill It Dead allows for your naturally scented body to be funk free and not perfumey. This product is packaged in an apothecary style amber bottle with a fine mist sprayer and holds approximately 4oz.
A percentage of the profits go to the Kirk Rundstrum Cancer Fund.
Suggested Use
Shake well… Spray under arms & on stinky feet to rid funk.
Warnings
For External Use Only
Ingredients
witch hazel (14% alcohol by volume) and tea tree oil (melaleuca alternifolia)
Simone Chickenbone
THE NAME....CHICKEN POOP COMES FROM JAMIES GOOFY GRANDPA REPLYING TO HER COMPLAINT OF HAVING DRY LIPS. HED SAY, I KNOW HOW TO FIX THOSE DRY LIPS, ILL RUB SOME CHICKEN POOP ON EM SO YOU WONT BE LICKIN EM. BRILLIANT, DONT YOU THINK?
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